Hi, I'm Clarissa. 17. Irish. France.
I love the mortal instruments. percy jackson. narnia. the perks of being a wallflower. twilight. sherlock. the maze runner. john green. friends. one firection. jennifer lawrence. doctor who. logan lerman. lana del rey. xmen first class. flipped. tom hiddleston. ed
sheeran. divergent. taylor swift. once
upon a time. emma watson. american
horror story. modern family. 2 broke girls. emma stone. josh hutcherson. hush hush.
youtubers. skins. the x factor. gossip girl. vampire academy. gone. maximum ride. teen wolf. dylan o'brien. game of thrones...
Hi, I'm Clarissa. 17. Irish. France.
I love the mortal instruments. percy jackson. narnia. the perks of being a wallflower. twilight. sherlock. the maze runner. john green. friends. one firection. jennifer lawrence. doctor who. logan lerman. lana del rey. xmen first class. flipped. tom hiddleston. ed
sheeran. divergent. taylor swift. once
upon a time. emma watson. american
horror story. modern family. 2 broke girls. emma stone. josh hutcherson. hush hush.
youtubers. skins. the x factor. gossip girl. vampire academy. gone. maximum ride. teen wolf. dylan o'brien. game of thrones...
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  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

get to know me meme: [8/10] actors/actresses
helena bonham carter - “It’s different when you’re an actor and playing a part, but when it’s just you, you feel immensely vulnerable have strangers prodding and prying.”

torijoanne:

This is hilarious

torijoanne:

This is hilarious

just-one—more-page:

**1000** FOLLOWER BOOK GIVEAWAY!!

So apparently I seem to have a thing for reaching my next follower milestone BEFORE MY GIVEAWAYS FOR THE PREVIOUS ONE EVEN END. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME LOL.

This one is different from my previous two! The prize in question is not a book.

It is any bookish item (1) under $30 USD on Etsy!

If it is related to books in any way, IT COUNTS! (All the items in the pictures ARE under $30 and eligible!)

  1. If Etsy ships to your country, you may participate. Therefore, it is international!
  2. However, be aware that not all shops ship to all countries. So please keep this in mind while you are selecting your prize if you win.
  3. The $30 DOES INCLUDE SHIPPING. So keep this in mind as well.
  4. As this is in appreciation of every single one of my beautiful followers, you must be following me, just-one—more-page. I will be checking! (If you enter with a secondary blog, make sure there’s a link to it somewhere on your primary, so I can tell it’s you.)
  5. You may enter by both liking and reblogging this post! As many reblogs as you like are allowed. However, please be courteous to your followers, and avoid spamming them.
  6. Absolutely no giveaway blogs!
  7. I will be choosing a winner with a random number generator from the notes.
  8. The winner will have 48 hours to reply to me and actively start deciding on a prize item before I move on to another random winner.
  9. Please make sure your ask box is open! Otherwise I won’t be able to contact you if you’ve won.
  10. You must be comfortable giving me a shipping address. I promise I won’t do anything else with it!
  11. Because I’m not made of money, this giveaway will be going on much longer than my previous ones. It will end at 12:00AM EST on December 1st!

If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to ask! Now go forth and reblog!! FOR THE LOVE OF BOOKS!

[Some good Bookish shops to browse through for ideas (but of course not limited to): BoundByHand | freemoment | MauveMagpie | CarasBookishCharms | BrotherWorks | LittleLiterature | wayfaringart | TheStampinPlace | CoolBookmark | STCHandmade]

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: SOUTH KOREA

Although the South Korean Institute for the Art of Spellcraft hosts its pupils in a rather traditional environment of palaces and pavilions on a secluded island in the Korea Strait, the student population has integrated technology so impressively into their learnings that the school is one of the most technologically advanced of this generation. The campus boasts many gardens and lotus ponds; occasionally, if you look close enough, you will see eyes staring back at you. The students are impeccably polite and respectful in the public eye, but as soon as they escape professor supervision, they take to hosting late night parties and executing extravagantly planned (but subtle) pranks. During the Lotus Lantern Festival, an abundance of lanterns are released into the sky with a glow so bright that muggles often pause in confusion to observe the curious glimmer of light reflected on the water despite utter darkness blanketing the strait.

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

"One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the airport. Thirty one school shootings since Columbine and no change in the regulation of guns."

John Oliver

Fuck the NRA

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tilly-and-her-books:

Halloween in Australia - We don’t really have many carved out pumpkins, just poisonous, scary spiders. Oh and snakes!

tilly-and-her-books:

Halloween in Australia - We don’t really have many carved out pumpkins, just poisonous, scary spiders. Oh and snakes!

yummibooks:

I’m really excited to be doing my first ever giveaway for you lovely followers! Thank you so much for following me and this is to celebrate 500+ followers and also to celebrate the start of another school year for anyone that applies to. I love you guys so much!!

So to start off, the posted books are either some of my favorites or a book written by an author I really enjoy reading, and I will be giving ONE winner TWO books in paperback format from Book Depository (I’m on a $25-$30 usd budget.)

Okay time for rules:

  • You must be following me- this is to celebrate my followers on here, so it’s only fair, and I will be checking. 
  • No giveaway blogs!
  • Make sure you enter here through Rafflecopter since that’s how the winner will be selected and reblog this post. Please don’t spam your followers though, and likes are good, but won’t really matter.
  • This will be international since I am using Book Depository, and you must be willing to give your address so I can ship the books to you. (I’m a college student who doesn’t drive, so I don’t plan on stalking trust me.)
  • Again- ONE WINNER. TWO BOOKS. PAPERBACK FORMAT. 
  • I’ll give the winner 3 days to make a response.
  • The giveaway ends October 24 at 12:00am Eastern Time (US & Canada)
  • Message me if you have questions and good luck!!
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autumnciders:

The Pumpkin house Kinova, West Virginia 

autumnciders:

The Pumpkin house Kinova, West Virginia 

philosophicalharry:

the media loves to shit on celebrities but my favorite thing is that they cant find anything about ed sheeran so he just gets worst dressed every time

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

perel:

i do these when i dont know what to do

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komlin: